Straight On Til Morning
If I had a billion dollars, I'd buy back my old room.
Monday, July 11, 2005
Yankee news: "Brown, Wright throw off mound."
I swear, I read this as "Brown, Wright thrown off mound."
Headline in Yahoo news today: "Bush says US must remain on offense vs terror."
But if we don't score a touchdown, are we supposed to kick a field goal? And if it's 4th and long, and... oh, never mind.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Funny phrase of the month: Bronze Boggs!