Monday, July 11, 2005

Yankee news: "Brown, Wright throw off mound."

I swear, I read this as "Brown, Wright thrown off mound."
Headline in Yahoo news today: "Bush says US must remain on offense vs terror."

But if we don't score a touchdown, are we supposed to kick a field goal? And if it's 4th and long, and... oh, never mind.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Funny phrase of the month: Bronze Boggs!

Monday, April 11, 2005

Haha, they booed the Yankees' bat boy. And the strength and conditioning coach. :P

They just gave Mariano Rivera a huge cheer. That rules.
Holy crap, watching the Sox receive their World Series rings in front of the Yankees is even more majestic than I could have imagined. Best moments: the warm receptions for former Sox Derek Lowe and Dave Roberts, and Terry Francona walking onto the field after being hospitalized the last several days.

Johnny Pesky just got his ring to thunderous applause, and I am in tears. Now he is hugging everyone. Ooh- Curtis Leskanic couldn't pitch but DAMN, is he lookin' hot!

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Why do they need to know my phone number when I buy underwear at Marshalls? I'm scared.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Awesome line from Stephen King's Red Sox book, "Faithful": "Arguing with a Yankee fan is like arguing with a real estate agent who voted for Ronald Reagan."
Today's weather forecast was, I shit you not, "Brrr."

Thursday, January 20, 2005

If you're home during the day, the television industry seems to think you've been inwardly yearning to be either a truck driver or a Mormon. Or possibly a Mormon truck driver.