On a lighter note...

This has to be one of the funniest dumb youtube comments I've ever seen. I usually avoid youtube comments, because sanity is a thing I value, but this just stood out like a shiny beacon. In response to a (rightly) negative review of a Justin Moore album:

"I happen to be a country singer myself, and I grew up in las Vegas, I have 50% southern blood because my dad's side is all southern, country music is what I grew up with, kiss my southern ass."

So...

Did you know that blood was regional?

Did you know that geography was hereditary?

Did you know you could have half a blood?

Is there a test for this?

Is all her DNA 50% southern, or just the blood?

For instance, what percentage southern are her hair follicles?

Are her fingerprints in the shape of Georgia, or at least the southern half of Georgia?

If you x-ray her, will you see how many bowls of grits she's eaten?

Is grit consumption also hereditary?

If you move, does your blood change?

Do I have Canadian blood now??

So, so many questions. Mind, BLOWN. And kiss my Californian-Floridian-New England-Canadian ass.

(...Maybe all the southern blood pumps directly to her ass. Does that mean she's 50% ass? And if I keep thinking about this, will I have 100% idiot blood? Cause I'm pretty sure that's transmitted through youtube comments.)