Silly Yahoo Headline of the Day ~ is that a lighthouse in your pocket or just the strangest sexual metaphor ever?

"It's Like Having A Lighthouse In Your Pocket"

Is that what men fantasize about?? The ability to guide ships to shore with their giant, glowing *censored*???

(Okay this wasn't a headline, it was a "sponsored ad" for a flashlight. But it was funny. And possibly a niche fetish I am blissfully unaware of.)

Headline of the Day

"Toyota Taps Back to the Future Nostalgia to Pitch Clean-Energy Car"

That is the most brilliant strategy I've ever heard. You could power the world on 80s childhood nostalgia!! Take note!

Yahoo Headline of the Day

"Shopping for a funeral home"

Least fun retail therapy everrr. :/

Amusing Yahoo Headline of the Day

"Mad Dash: Is Taylor Swift cursing MLB teams?"

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nbc-yahoo-sports/mad-dash--is-taylor-swift-cursing-mlb-teams-144610758.html

I guess T. Swift is the anti-sports fairy? :P But don't worry Jays, I'm here to help you "shake off" that bad mojo. And if that's not enough, this should pretty much cover the rest. Fight Taylor with Taylor!