Yankee news: "Brown, Wright throw off mound."

I swear, I read this as "Brown, Wright thrown off mound."

Headline in Yahoo news today: "Bush says US must remain on offense vs terror."

But if we don't score a touchdown, are we supposed to kick a field goal? And if it's 4th and long, and... oh, never mind.

Funny phrase of the month: Bronze Boggs!